McCAIN DIES AT THE DEBATE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO CARES!

Here's an actual ad I just stole from Foxnews.com...

I'm pretty sure the "secret" is MALNUTRITION.

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone!

(PS: I'm also pretty sure Chinese women don't have long, flowing strawberry blonde armpit hair. Eugh...)

Yes Russia has killed another...
No not with Agent Orange or plutonium...this time they just let him die! My beloved Rangers #1 draft pick in 2007 has died in a KHL game from heart problems..and there was no ambulance at the arena to help him.....how timely...