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Ah sweet hypocrisy!

MMmmmm... smell the "small town values"...

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/21/palin.travel.ap/index.html

Now that's what I call a reformer! I'm so proud of her! It's totally understandable that if being mayor of a town of 5,000 people (and had to hire a city manager to help her, no less) and governor of a state with a population smaller than Ft. Lauderdale *for over one whole year* makes her ready to take over the Presidency, then her seven year old daughter is fully competant to "perform State duties". Getting to see her daddy win the snowmobile race was just a coincidental perk! If the first family doesn't launch the Iron Dog, the terrorists win!

And after all their tireless, unselfish civil service, the Palin kids totally deserve to spend four nights at a $750 a night luxury hotel! Totally. Nothing but the best for the beloved royal family from our fine sister-nation of Alasker! And I'll punch any Marxist liberal elite who says otherwise right in their terrorist anti-Real-American eye hole!

It was so nice of Sarah to take time away from her busy schedule of pointing out who the witches are and defining "REAL Americans" as people who resemble the cast of Hee Haw (or Deliverance) to finally release her *amended* financials. I mean, without her at the wheel trying out new bumpersticker slogans every day, McCain might actually lose to the Marxist secret Socialist Muslim babykilling Liberal Elitist terror buddy! Fuck, Bocephus will be so depressed he'll have to give up Meth and move to Canada! CANADA, I tell you! And what about the 'Nuge? Has no one a care for the 'Nuge??
-And why isn't anyone in the Communist baby ass-raping elitist liberal Affirmative Action gay marriage mediaTM reporting on why the ACORN logo looks exactly like a black man's PENIS?? WHY???

TELL ME!!

For bonus Wasilliness click below:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188638&title=understanding-real-america-in

WTF??

Okay, I know that spambots are a plague upon society, but seriously dude, security has gotten entirely absurd. Check this out: All I wanted to do was post a comment on someone's blog, and this is the image verification I got!! This was screencapped right off my monitor, I swear on the Virgin Mary's immaculate uterus that I have not doctored this pic: